
You can imagine how mortified I was when I was cruising around my old hood (please it is no hood) in my prized ’93 Mercury Tracer (color teal) trying to feel the love of home via a little hip-hop, so I turned on the local hip-hop station U92 “Utah’s Beat.” The DJ’s have always been Substandard and frankly have always tried too hard, but I figured how hard is it to put on the top 25 Hip-Hop so
ngs and over play them? As I was jamming out in my car I kept hearing this deplorable commercial for Aztec Highway a Tobacco Head shop in Salt Lake City.
U92 literally plays during EVERY commercial break. The Commercial said “Come in for some KILLER DEALS” yes LUNG KILLER deals. . .
“Pick up your Free Rewards Card to win a free water pipe on new years”
So. . . I couldn’t resist. Not only did I visit their website which was a laugh, I would post Screen Captures of Aztec’s Website but you do have to certify that you are 18 to enter. . However, I did find a video they uploaded from YouTube of some group they support it was the funniest thing I have seen in ages!
I also took a trip to the Satan’s lair. There was a very nice young man working there, and then one of the most pathetic tools who bless his heart must be a chain smoker he couldn’t be over 23 or 24 and his lungs sounded like a man who had been smoking for 30 years. When I walked in the credit card machine wasn’t working and basically he GAVE the two guys in the store the TOBACCO PRODUCTS for FREE!!!! His exact words were “It’s your lucky day!”
Too bad he was unaware of this Utah Tobacco Law:
76-10-112. Prohibition of distribution of cigarettes or other tobacco products — Exceptions.
(1) Except as provided in Subsection (2), it is unlawful for a manufacturer, wholesaler, or retailer to give or distribute cigarettes or other tobacco products in this state without charge. Any person who violates this subsection is guilty of a class C misdemeanor for the first offense and a class B misdemeanor for any subsequent offense.
(2) Cigarettes and other tobacco products may be distributed to adults without charge at professional conventions where the general public is excluded.
(3) The prohibition described in Subsection (1) does not apply to retailers, manufacturers, or distributors who give cigarettes or other tobacco products to persons of legal age upon their purchase of cigarettes or other tobacco products.
Enacted by Chapter 193, 1989 General Session
Download Code Section Zipped WordPerfect 76_10_011200.ZIP 1,900 Bytes
Little did he know that I recorded my entire experience on my blackberry, so I have 20 minutes of my time spent at Aztec Highway. I also applied for my “Free Rewards Card” and the tool didn’t even ID me!!! The nice guy was going to ID me and the tool said “No way. . we don’t need to ID her”
You can check out my entire experience at Aztec Highway on video here. . .
After my lovely experience at Aztec I hopped onto the U92 Website and I hoped that my eyes deceived me . . . but the after being at Aztec U92 really put the icing on the cake.
At the end of September U92 sponsored a Truth Against Tobacco event at Hillcrest Junior
High School! Today they still have a banner of their home page with a “Picture of the Day” sponsored by The Truth campaign and yet a link to Aztec about their New Years Giveway

It seems to me tha
t Mr. Kevin Cruise who was quoted on the U92 website as dealing with “legal public affair issues (smart guy)” would at the very least have the moral conviction to call U92 out on their CLEAR conflict of interest!!!! Oh by the way Kevin your EEO, and Privacy disclaimers path file links are dead.
U92 You GET A DEPLORABLE rating from the Public Health Regulator (as Dr. Dre would say it)